美国网友搞笑语录
发布时间：2022-01-23 09:14:06
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1、That’s kinda of scary, you could’ve gone away for a week, and when you’ve e home a building has suddenly appeared.
多惊悚啊，你不过出门了一礼拜，等你回家时一幢楼就赫然竖在那儿了。
2、man, the only thing i can think America can get done fast is fast food orders -_-
我能想到唯一美国人干得快的事儿就是订快餐 -_-
3、Anyway, we can print money faster than these guys!
至少我们印起钞票来比那些家伙快！
4、everything is possible in Japan
在日本真是一切皆有可能 ~
china, dude! china! ！
这是中国，老兄！中国！！
5、This is why American ranks #1 in confidence, and 28 in academics
这就是为啥美国人的学术水平只排名 28 ，自信程度倒是排第一。
6、This is why they are better than us. Our version of construction is 5 guysstanding around and 1 guy working. DAMN IT
这就是为啥他们比我们强。换我们的版本，工程建设就是5 个人站在一边儿看一个人干活儿。
7、and we wonder why china is going to rule the world : /
现在我们还奇怪为什么中国将统治世界么？
8、Since you dare not using stuffs made in China, can I have you puter?
既然你不敢用中国制造的东西，那可以把你的电脑给我吗？
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9、Imagine ing home after a 2 day trip and you look out your window like WTF
想象一下出去玩了两天后回到家，打开窗户往外一看：我勒个去！
10、Evan fast food in America some times still take 15-20 minutes to get your quick that can get done in America is get devorces. Married today maybe devorces next week…..
在美国就算快餐有时都得等 15-20 分钟才拿得到。在美国能干得快的事儿是离婚。今天刚结也许下礼拜就离了…
11、A 15-story building /done/ in SIX days?? Wow… just WOW.
15 层高的建筑 6 天完工？？哇靠！。。。除了哇靠真不知该说啥好。
12、90 Hours? That’s nothing, the Americans can destroy two skyscrapers in just 2hours!
90 个小时有啥了不起的，美国人两个小时就能毁掉两座摩天大楼！
13、These guys should have rebuilt World trade center.
该让这些家伙来重建世贸中心。
14、That is why you should send your kids to Chinese language lessons!!!
这就是为啥你得赶快把孩子送去学中文！！！
15、Imagine looking for a hotel room, there is no vacancy, and the receptionist says, “just wait for a few minutes, we will put up another hotel.”
想象一下去酒店订房间，结果已经客满了，前台接待对你说“请稍等几分钟，我们马上再建一座新的。”
16、That’s why in 2012 the Chinese build the Ark
这就是为啥在《 2012 》里诺亚方舟是中国制造。